On our way to self driving cars....

....And cars that tell you when you are speeding.

When cars drive themselves, we can got on with quieting them down. For kicks, people will drive on racetracks, or buy video games.

"Canoist who returned from the dead charged"

Sometimes, we silent sports folks feel we are not taken seriously enough. We need an image makeover, and here is the headline to do it: Look out for us: Not only can we commit crimes, we can COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!